Running for Pirate King!

Ahoy mateys! This be Captain Dork Pixie, running for Pirate King at the Northglenn Pirate Fest 2019! 

Here be me credentials: 

Pirate Crew Experience:

- Coxswain of the Pirates of Ill Repute (2010-2013) 

- Cecco with Captain Hook in "Peter Pan" (2015)

-Producer for the "Pirate Ninja Cupcake Musical" (2019) 

Sailing Experience of Note:

- Sailed the Schooner Zodiac in the Pacific Northwest (in a pirate hat) - 2009

- Turned a canoe into a sailboat with a kite - 2011 

- Rented a swimming pool and organized me own Cardboard Boat Regatta for me 30th birthday - 2012

- Commandeered a kayak (that I won in a contest) and thoroughly scared the delivery driver in me pirate costume - 2019 

Pirate Deeds of Note: 
- Danced the Viennese Waltz to Pirates of the Carribean - 2010 

- Officiated the Pirate vs. Ninja Olympics at Starfest - 2009-2011

- Organized a Christmas Geocache Treasure Hunt and Pirate Christmas Caroling and scared all my neighbors - 2011

- Fired a black powder weapon with me crew - 2011  
- Fired a canon at a yacht race while sailing on the Thane - 2011

- Performed Pirate Jokes for elope, inc - 2019 

Pirate Attire Deeds of Note:

- Modeled in Apparel Magazine in a Pirate Costume - 2019

- Won a costume contest at BrethrenCon for "Snow White of the Seven Seas" - also worn at DragonCon 2009

- Won a costume contest at Brethren Con for the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" -also worn at Starfest, and won 3rd in George Takei's costume contest -2011 

- Went to the Colorado Sand Dunes as Captain Jack Sparrow to Davy Jones Locker 

I've also sewn my own pirate vests, made me own rum, studied foil and epee fencing, toured aboard the Lady Washington (The Interceptor in Pirates of the Caribbean), saw real pirate treasure at The Pirate Museum in St. Augustine...

...and in 2018 I went real treasure hunting for Forrest Fenn's gold... (no pic or link on purpose there, mate!) 

Fer ALL this and MORE! VOTE FER CAPTAIN DORK PIXIE as YER PIRATE KING!