Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Alexa: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot (or how to live a Star Trek Dream life for about $100)

I’m starting a short series I like to call “nerd stuck at home.” While we can’t go to festivals or conventions at the moment and show off our costumes, I certainly can upload silly videos of myself wearing costumes from my overly full costume closet for your amusement. It’s like a virtual convention. Feel free to post your own cosplays below too, and complain about the incredibly expensive hotel food, like we are all having fun together in the non-plague alternate universe.

While I’ve been spending more time at home this year than I have ever before, I decided it’s nice to have someone around who is always listening, and you can definitely count on Alexa for that. It took me some time to put robot paranoia aside and let her inside of my home. In fact, we got in an argument the first week when she kept taking what I was saying out of context, and I unplugged her. But we’ve improved our communication since then and get along much better now. So well in fact, that I’ve also been assimilated into the Amazon Affiliate program. We are the Alexa. Please click on the links below if you would like to be assimilated too. Resistance is futile.

One of the first things I did was change Alexa’s awake word to “Computer,” because Star Trek: The Next Generation is what I always secretly hoped the future would be like. And while we wallow in disappointment at that shattered dream particularly after the last year, there are some things you can do in your own home to live that fantasy anyway.

You, too, can have all this fun, with just a few gadgets, for less than $100. I will admit I am as cheap as I can be, so I’ll try to let you know some workarounds too while also convincing you to assimilate. 

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot

Your replicator is just a smart socket away. Mine isn’t perfect, in fact my tea maker made me English Breakfast Tea when I clearly asked for Earl Grey. But any tea or coffee maker with an on/off switch can be set up with an Alexa routine that turns your smart socket on to your already turned on and plugged in appliance which is triggered by a keyword, such as “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.” You do have to prep the water and tea in advance. There’s a chance that’s exactly how the replicators on the Enterprise worked though, too. But the extra effort is worth the daily giggle when I take my high tea and pretend to be both British and in space. Here’s an image of the routine I used to set this up, and the products that helped make it happen:

I have an older and cheaper version of this one currently selling on Amazon (but I’ve used mine for years and love it):

You should note, that Jeff Bezos is a big Star Trek fan too, and there’s already a ton of easter eggs in the Alexa app and Echo Dot (I mean, Computer is already a set awake word!) – so sometimes when you say “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot” you might get a snarky response like “Our replicators are currently broken.” I don’t mind a little snark with my AI, I’ve always been a big fan of robots like K-2S0 or Marvin the Paranoid Android. But it can be a little challenging when you start connecting actual appliances, so proceed at your own risk.

Here's the image of the routine from the Alexa app:



Red Alert

When you feel threatened while staying at home, or if you simply want to startle one of your guests with this Silly Smart House trick, just call out Red Alert. The Alexa app already has the Red Alert sound as one of the sound effects in the sci-fi option. Just add some smart bulbs to the mix to your routine, so the lights and sound go together when you give the command. Here’s the smart bulbs I’m using:

Here's the routine I used for Red Alert in the app: 




On Screen

I tried this first unsuccessfully with my Roku, but had better luck with a Fire Stick like this one:

Essentially – in the routine I’m connecting the command “On Screen” to this Youtube video for up to 30 minutes of staring at stars whizzing by and wondering how we don’t hit them with our spaceship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSOB6mEoBlI Using the Echo Dot to search the Roku for that video didn’t work as well, but if you are using Google assistant it might be easier – my search words are “Play Nokem Enterprise D Bridge Ambiance on Youtube.” As a bonus, from the Fire Stick it even turns on my TV with the command and goes straight to the Youtube video.

Here's the routine: 



Energize

If you say “Beam me up” to Alexa, you get a lot of funny different responses. In the video I’m just reacting to one of the ones she gave me. In the routine, I connected my smart bulbs that I used for Red Alert above to be one purple and one blue to go with the Alexa “beam me up” command, and connected that to the word “energize” to not confuse her with the easter egg command that’s already built in.



COMBADGE

So far, if you found a tea maker on sale somewhere but got the other items highlighted in this blog, you paid just around $100 to make your house your own Star Trek holodeck that can change the color of your lights, turn on your TV to watch Star Trek, and makes tea for you from your voice commands. Not a bad investment. For a more economical version, you also can use just the Alexa app instead of the Echo Dot above, and connect it to your smart plug and lights for a $25 version and have about as much fun!

But probably my most important product endorsement is this one:

This made me giggle so much from the moment I opened the box. It’s a working Bluetooth connected licensed Star Trek Combadge, that can connect to your phone or Alexa. I will say that for Alexa, it works more as a speaker instead of as a headset speaker/microphone, so you can use the badge to play all the Alexa voice commands but she can’t hear you if you go in another room with it. You can instead connect the Combadge to your phone, and it will work as both a speaker and a microphone that way, and you can make calls on it, for a more working “real” version.

I got an older version where the magnet and battery life aren’t as good but hoping to upgrade to their newer version that fixes those issues, and when I do I’ll make a new video posting the things you can do with the Combadge specifically.

However you need to justify this purchase for yourself, you should. Resistance is futile.

But most importantly stay safe, wear a mask, so we can all Live Long and Prosper, friends!

 

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Running for Pirate King!


Ahoy mateys! This be Captain Dork Pixie, running for Pirate King at the Northglenn Pirate Fest 2019! 



Here be me credentials: 


Pirate Crew Experience:
- Coxswain of the Pirates of Ill Repute (2010-2013) 

- Cecco with Captain Hook in "Peter Pan" (2015)

Sailing Experience of Note:
- Sailed the Schooner Zodiac in the Pacific Northwest (in a pirate hat) - 2009
- Rented a swimming pool and organized me own Cardboard Boat Regatta for me 30th birthday - 2012

- Commandeered a kayak (that I won in a contest) and thoroughly scared the delivery driver in me pirate costume - 2019 

- Officiated the Pirate vs. Ninja Olympics at Starfest - 2009-2011

- Organized a Christmas Geocache Treasure Hunt and Pirate Christmas Caroling and scared all my neighbors - 2011


Pirate Attire Deeds of Note:
- Modeled in Apparel Magazine in a Pirate Costume - 2019

- Won a costume contest at BrethrenCon for "Snow White of the Seven Seas" - also worn at DragonCon 2009



Went to the Colorado Sand Dunes as Captain Jack Sparrow to Davy Jones Locker 

I've also sewn my own pirate vests, made me own rum, studied foil and epee fencing, toured aboard the Lady Washington (The Interceptor in Pirates of the Caribbean), saw real pirate treasure at The Pirate Museum in St. Augustine...

...and in 2018 I went real treasure hunting for Forrest Fenn's gold... (no pic or link on purpose there, mate!) 


Fer ALL this and MORE!
VOTE FER CAPTAIN DORK PIXIE as YER PIRATE KING!

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Pikes Peak Challenge

Last year I trained throughout the summer, packed my gear, studied and talked to every smart person I knew and took all the advice I could get, and signed up to participate in the Pikes Peak Challenge, which is a fundraiser for the Brain Injury Alliance of Colorado.



In spite of my preparations – I don’t think I was really truly ready for what a challenge climbing Pikes Peak would be...

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Pikes Peak Update

Thinking back… I can remember my first pair of hiking boots. My mom got them cheap off a friend who didn’t like the color. I’d never even gone hiking before, but I wore those boots to my junior high school every chance I got. They didn’t even match, most of the time, but I remember the feeling I had wearing those – I felt powerful. Big. Like I could do anything.
 
Palmer Park
I remember my first time trying to hike, soon after I started college.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Summer Training Log

Here's the rundown of all the steps (quite literally, actually) that I took this year to train for the Pikes Peak Challenge:

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Learning the Argentine Tango!

The first thing I wanted to do as part of my recovery was dance. One month after surgery, I saw that they were offering a "Tango with Passion Week" at my old dance studio.


I thought I’d sign up for one class and see how it went...

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Changed by art

I attended an arts/business luncheon recently, and the speaker was talking about how art can change you, without you even being aware that a change has taken place… I started thinking about that, and came up with a real recent example where a particular statue changed my life completely.